Never not horny.
A Cat’s Guide to Taking Care of Your Human
"You must lick them every morning, and remind them that a tongue is a terrible thing to waste."
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Ice cubes made from human saliva
THIS MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
“You fucking work five days to enjoy two. I don’t know if you gamble, but them’s shit odds.”Doug Stanhope (via toostoked)
Describe me in three words. I can only publish, not respond.
More furniture for the eventual Elder Goth Haunted Mansion retirement community.